V is for...

voluptuous....at times I wish I had more of this.
vampire....team Edward!
venom....I'm scared to death of brown recluse spiders which live rampantly in Bama.
velcro....my mother annoys me when she mispronounces this as "velcrove."
vine....makes it possible for me to get drunk on my porch swing after a bad day.
veal....I will never eat this shit.
value....as much as Walmart likes to think they have this, they don't.
value....what we long for.
value....what some of us never seem to find in ourselves.